my mouth tastes like poor choices
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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