thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
