god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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