your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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