So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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