This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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