all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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