Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
