The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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