I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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