eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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