She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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