You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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