i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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