ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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