Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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