i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's like God shit irony all over that family
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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