I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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