can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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