i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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