I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
dude. I can hear the air.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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