am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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