You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
