how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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