You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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