He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how can u be prego again
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize
