Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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