He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Pants are for mortals
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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