At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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