But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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