found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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