The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Randomize
