Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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