Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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