Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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