Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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