I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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