# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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