Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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