So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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