Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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