Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You almost got us killed.
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He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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