I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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