I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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