there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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