how can u be prego again
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
