DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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