just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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