There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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