do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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