Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
