Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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