maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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