One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Damn victory sex feels great
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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