Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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