sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Someone signed my nipple.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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