What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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