i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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