I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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